Happy Independence Day you bunch of New World Traitors!

9 Comments

4 July 2016

USBetsy Ross

We put the EXIT in Brexit, haha!

Happy Independence Day, America!

Ever since our ancestors beat back the dirty Red Coats, America has led the way in science, starting wars, giving things away for the heck of it, building the most magnificent library system the world ever has seen and giving free access online to the world, building space telescopes, hydrogen bombs, wiping out diseases and growing anthrax to shoot by missiles.

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Nobody fights terrorists or creates terrorists quite like we do. We are the most humble of the most arrogant people on earth, constantly greedy for money only to give away billions every year to people who say thank you and to others who stab us in the back. We give more to people who stab us in the back than we give to those who say thank you. We are that dumb. But, our private enterprise is preparing to send people to Mars. We are that smart.

No country in the history of mankind has had more friends and more avowed enemies than the United States of America.

No military has ever been more disciplined or idiotic. We even had an attack submarine commander who pretended to be a Navy SEAL. Nobody can make up this stuff. If I were a Navy SEAL, I would pretend to be an attack submarine commander. We are Americans, and we do such things.

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    Mike Lacey · 2 years ago
    The Colonist where Brits.
    We invented the Internet and gave you the language you mangle today. We invented the programmable electronic computer two years before you lot did. As for the Military, at one point a third of the World was ruled by Britannia!

    As far as we're concerned, you're ALL rebels :lol:

    Happy Traitors Day, you ungrateful Colonists!
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      Michael Fuchs · 2 years ago
      Great riposte. However, it's a common and unfortunate misapprehension that the UK "invented the Internet". Sir Tim (Berners-Lee) invented the world wide web, which is a totally different proposition. (Those ignorant of the distinction are commended to Wikipedia.) The Internet was "invented" (to speak a little broadly) by the Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA) of the United States Department of Defense, more than three decades earlier. Side note: I'm both American and British, and live in the UK. Both Mr. Yon's post, and your reply, are happily and gratefully received on this day. 8^)
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      FThomas · 2 years ago
      And today the Brits have turned their country over to invaders and elected a Sharia compliant Mayor of London. I don't see any Winston Churchill quality leaders in your future. So who is going to save you from yourselves? Americans fought and won our independence from you and came to your side twice the past century.We can't save you from the WOGS and Eastern Oriental Gentlemen that the UK has allowed to flood your shores and are multiplying like rabbits. The long and honorable traditions of the UK are quickly fading into oblivion!
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        Mike Lacey · 2 years ago
        What a vile little racist you are, FThomas.

        London has a Muslim Mayor. We like him, he was elected in a Democratic process by a large number of white Christians as well as Muslims. The UK was actually i the process of cutting the Colonies loose.

        Suck it up, Princess.
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        Peter Flynn · 2 years ago
        You're a fringe lunatic. You ought to move to Russia with that type of attitude. It does not fir in a Democracy.
        People flee to places like US, UK and Canada to get free. There is a long tradition of them fighting for it too. Ever heard of the 442 Regimental Combat Team?
        The UK has equivalent formations. Yeah, they're all "wogs".
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    James · 2 years ago
    I think I'll be cracking up at this post for considerable time to come. Great job.
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    Don · 2 years ago
    The problem with the Great Rebellion as our British colleagues refer to it as is this - The King was German. Secondly, his great sin apparently dealt with trying to pull hard currency out of the most prosperous place on earth to support his wars all over. America apparently had the highest standard of living then? :lol:
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    Daniel F X Dravot · 2 years ago
    To some degree the Brexit vote may be yet another Obama failure. He threatened the UK with trade sanctions should the vote to exit the EU succeed. Apparently he felt that the British people were not sufficiently intelligent to make this decision by themselves. Further, I suspect that his obvious contempt for the British voters may have shifted a not insignificant number of Undecided voters into the Brexit camp. The implicit message is that Britain did not want advice from a delusional narcissistic punk psychopathic man-child, laughing stock and failed racist clown.
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      Mike Lacey · 2 years ago
      Daniel, Obama is actually very well regarded in the UK. We don't feel he had much of an impact to be honest.
      We like Obama.

      The Donald, on the other hand...
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      Tad · 2 years ago
      Meanwhile Daniel, President Obama holds a 79% confidence rating in the UK and 77% across EU countries polled in the latest Pew Research aggregate June poll. Those darn facts always get in the way of anger and remorse.

      http://www.pewglobal.org/2016/06/29/as-obama-years-draw-to-close-president-and-u-s-seen-favorably-in-europe-and-asia/
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    Peter · 2 years ago
    Michael, that is great. You
    captured it.
    Here's for you $.
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    Richard · 2 years ago
    great read---Happy 4th to you, MIchael
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    Michael Yawn · 2 years ago
    And a Happy Fourth to you Mike.
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    Deidre · 2 years ago
    The Unanimous Declaration of the
    Thirteen United States of America

    In Congress, July 4, 1776
    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights; that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness; that, to secure these rights, governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed; that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shown that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. Such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.

    (snip)

    And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

    For the complete text and signatories, go to: http://www.heritage.org/initiatives/first-principles/primary-sources/the-declaration-of-independence

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